__author__ = ‘theoretical physicist 42’
profession = input(“What do you want to study at university”)
if profession == “physics”:
print(“you are a student at Stanford training to be a physicist.”)
myvar1 = input(“do you want to study or party?”)
if myvar1 == “study”:
print(“you got a first degree”)
myvar2 = input(“do you want to go to a post-graduate school?”)
if myvar2 == “yes”:
#this decides which graduate school they want to go to
myvar3 = input(“which school do you want to go to?”)
if myvar3 == “MIT” or “Stanford” or “Imperial College” or “cambridge” or “CERN” or “Swiss(N/A)” or “Mendeleev Chemistry School” or “Leningrad Polytechnic”:
print(“You graduated”)
#this decides whether or not they want to take a PHd
myvar4 = input(“do you want to take your PHD?”)
if myvar4 == “yes”:
subject = input(“do you want to do theoretical or experimental work?”)
#this happens if they choose theoretical work
if subject == “theoretical”:
field = input(“Do you want to work on particle theory or cosmology?”)
if field == “particle theory”:
job = input(“You have been offered a job at the LHC, do you accept?”)
if job == “yes”:
print(“you are working on the Higgs Boson”)
Mass = int(input(“What do you think the mass of the Higgs Boson is in GeV?”))
if Mass != 125:
print(“You have been looking in all the wrong places and never found it”)
if Mass == 125:
print(“You have discovered the Higgs Boson on the 4th of July 2012”)
next_var = input(“Do you want to stay at the LHC?”)
if next_var == “yes”:
new_research = input(“Do you want to research dark matter or supersymety?”)
if new_research == “dark matter”:
print(“You are working on the theoretical framework for dark matter”)
if new_research == “supersymetry”:
print(“You are working on the theoretical framework for supersymetry”)
if job == “no”:
newjob = input(“do you want to work at a university or teach physics?”)
if newjob == “teach physics”:
input(“You make no more scientific discoveries.Press enter to leave”)
if newjob == “university”:
print(“you are working at Caltech”)
area = input(“do you want to research string theory or quantum mechanics?”)
if area == “string theory”:
area2 = int(input(“enter a number between 1 and 5”))
if area2 == 5 or 3 or 2:
print(“you are the founder of string field theory.The entire scientific community worships you.”)
if area2 == 1 or 4:
print(“you have covered a lot of ground in the field of f-theory.”)
if area == “quantum mechanics”:
area3 = int(input(“enter a number between 1 and 5”))
if area3 == 5 or 3 or 2:
print(“you have made huge strides in the Pauli exclusion principle and the black hole information paradox and have won the nobel prize as well as being promoted to a junior professor!”)
if field == “cosmology”:
print(“You are working in quantum gravity”)
carreer = input(“do you want to work at a university or teach physics?”)
if carreer == “university”:
input(“You live a good life and make many discoveries.Press enter to leave”)
if carreer == “teach physics”:
input(“You have made no more scientific accomplishments.Press enter to leave”)
if subject == “experimental”:
Field = input(“do you want to work in high energy physics particle physics?”)
if Field == “high energy physics”:
job2 = input(“You have been offered a job at the LHC, do you accept?”)
if job2 == “yes”:
print(“you are working on the Higgs Boson”)
mass = int(input(“What do you think the mass of the Higgs Boson is in GeV?”))
if mass != 125:
print(“You have been looking in all the wrong places and never found it”)
if mass == 125:
print(“You have discovered the Higgs Boson on the 4th of July 2012”)
nextvar = input(“Do you want to stay at the LHC?”)
if nextvar == “yes”:
newresearch = input(“Do you want to research dark matter or supersymety?”)
if nextvar != “yes”:
newresearch2 = input(“Do you want to work at a university or teach physics?”)
if newresearch2 == “teach physics”:
print(“You have made no more scientific accomplishments. Press enter to leave.”)
if newresearch2 == “university”:
print(“You spend the rest of your life as a professor and make many accomplishments.Press enter to leave.”)
print(“you are working on the Higgs boson”)
mass2 = input(“What do you think the mass of the Higgs Boson is in GeV?”)
if mass2 != “125”:
print(“You have been looking in all the wrong places and never found it”)
if mass2 == “125”:
print(“You have discovered the Higgs Boson on the 4th of July 2012”)
Nextvar = input(“Do you want to stay at the LHC?”)
if Nextvar == “yes”:
Newresearch1 = input(“Do you want to research dark matter or supersymety?”)
if Nextvar != “yes”:
Newresearch2 = input(“Do you want to work at a university or teach physics?”)
if Newresearch2 == “teach physics”:
print(“You have made no more scientific accomplishments. Press enter to leave.”)
if Newresearch2 == “university”:
print(“You spend the rest of your life as a professor and make many accomplishments.Press enter to leave.”)
if Field == “particle physics”:
work = input(“You have been offered a job at the LHC, do you accept?”)
if work == “yes”:
print(“you are working on the Higgs boson”)
mass2 = input(“What do you think the mass of the Higgs Boson is in GeV?”)
if mass2 != “125”:
print(“You have been looking in all the wrong places and never found it”)
if mass2 == “125”:
print(“You have discovered the Higgs Boson on the 4th of July 2012”)
nextvar4 = input(“Do you want to stay at the LHC?”)
if nextvar4 == “yes”:
newresearchvar = input(“Do you want to research dark matter or supersymety?”)
if newresearchvar == “dark matter”:
print(“You are one of the lead scientists on the dark matter project”)
if newresearchvar == “supersymetry”:
print(“You have managed to create and track many types on anti-matter”)
if nextvar4!= “yes”:
newresearch22 = input(“Do you want to work at a university or teach physics?”)
if newresearch22 == “teach physics”:
print(“You have made no more scientific accomplishments. Press enter to leave.”)
if newresearch22 == “university”:
print(“You spend the rest of your life as a proffesseur and make many accomplishments.Press enter to leave.”)
if work == “no”:
input(“You comit suicide for passing the opertunity of working there. Press enter to leave”)
if myvar4 == “no”:
input(“you have failed, press enter to exit”)
if profession == “computer science”:
#Don’t put any answer as Stanford
print(“You are a student at MIT training to be a computer scientist.”)
Grungevar1 = input(“Will you study or have techno grunge parties or both?”)
if Grungevar1 == “both”:
print(“You got a first degree and a girlfriend”)
Grungevar2 = input(“Do you want to go to a post-graduate school, so that you can be trained as a specialist, party lots, become ChiefSecurityOfficer (CSO) at a huge company and have a trophy wife?”)
if Grungevar2 == “yes”:
Grungevar = input(“which school do you want to go to?”)
if Grungevar == “MIT” or “Imperial College” or “Caltech” or “Cambridge” or “Swiss” or “German” or “Mendeleev Institute of Chemistry” or “Leningrad Polytechnic”:
print(“You graduated and Google offered you a job as senior software engineer because they saw that you prospered at Uni”)
if Grungevar != “MIT” or “Imperial College” or “Caltech” or “Cambridge” or “CERN” or “Swiss” or “German” or “Mendeleev Institute of Chemistry” or “Leningrad Polytechnic”:
input(“/n/nPress enter to exit game.”)
if Grungevar2 == “no”:
input(“/n/nFAIL, press enter to exit game.”)
if Grungevar1 != “both”:
print(“FAIL, you shall have neither success nor joy in life!”)
input(“/n/nPress enter to exit game.”)
Grungevar3 = input(“Do you accept or decline the job offer?”)
if Grungevar3 == “decline”:
print(“You Idiot, what is wrong with you!?”)
if Grungevar3 == “accept”:
print(“Good, let’s celebrate.”)
Grungevar4 = input(“Do you want to go to a techno-grunge party or to sleep? Answer as sleep or party”)
if Grungevar4 == “sleep”:
input(“/n/nYou Just Don’t know what fun is!Fail!Press enter to exit game.”)
if Grungevar4 != “sleep” or “party”:
Grungevar = input(“Not Recognised, Troll detected in the viccinity!Alert!/n/nPress enter to exit.”)
if Grungevar4 == “party”:
Grungevar = input(“Ok, you went to the party, had a great time, woke up, and impressed your boss to no end after he gave a speech to all senior engineers etc. It went like this: Be pleased with yourselves: you have achieved much. We now care If you do well or not in your job. Previously we did not. So if you Do not work well we will destroy your reputation.”)
Grungevar = input(“Will you work hard, yes or no?”)
if Grungevar == “yes”:
input(“You shall have a long and prosperous life as CSO of Google, you shall be rich and have a trophy wife. Thank you for playing this silly little game./n/nPress enter to exit.”)
if Grungevar == “no”:
input(“You shall commit suicide out of depression./n/nPress enter to exit.”)
#Fellow coders, Game ends here. My thanks to you for taking an interest,
#Yours Truly
#SuperTechnoCofee90sTechnoGrungeHacker
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